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Joe Rogan Believes "Pizzagate Is Real" And Slams Covid-19 Vaccines In Netflix Special

Joe Rogan says he believes Pizzagate is real and slams Covid-19 vaccines in “Burn the Boats."

By Meredith Evans2 min read
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In Joe Rogan's latest comedy special, Burn the Boats, the comedian slams Covid-19 vaccines, jokes about trans people, and admits to believing that Pizzagate is real.

Rogan makes a self-deprecating joke at the beginning and warns, “Don’t say you heard it from me because I am known for that sh*t.”

The podcaster doesn't shy away from his controversial beliefs on the pandemic and Pizzagate. “Covid was just so strange,” he said. “We lost a lot of people during Covid, and most of them are still alive. Before Covid, I would have told you that vaccines are the most important invention in human history."

Rogan continued, "After Covid, I’m like, ‘I don’t think we went to the moon. I think Michelle Obama’s got a d*ck. I think Pizzagate is real. I think there’s direct energy weapons in Antarctica.’ I’m just kidding – I don’t think Michelle Obama’s got a d*ck, but I believe all of that other sh*t.”

He goes back to the Covid-19 vaccines, asking, “Are we sure they were safe?”

He added, “But here’s my take on that, sincerely: If you’re getting your vaccine advice from me, is that really my fault? That’s not my job, kids. I’m a professional sh*t-talker. Some of the things I say make sense. A lot of them don’t. It’s up to you to figure out what’s what. That’s the fun part.”

If you want to know why Rogan is inclined to believe in Pizzagate, you can read our in-depth article on it here. Let's just hope he doesn't have a target on his back after his comment – it appears celebrities with strange deaths have consistently been found to be involved in exposing child trafficking or government corruption.

The UFC color commentator makes a series of jokes about “pregnant men” and critiques the rapid acceptance of trans ideologies in the U.S. “I’m open-minded,” he said, “I just want to know what happened. It’s almost like a pervert wizard waved a magic spell on the whole world. ‘With a wave of this wand, you can walk into the women’s locker room with a hard cock, and anybody who complains is a Nazi, Abracadabra!’ And it just works! And everyone accepts this is the new reality, and it’s f*cking weird.”

Rogan then addressed the gay community, stating, “I don’t hate anybody. I love everyone. And I love gay men. But I think about gay men the same way I think about mountain lions: I’m happy they’re real, but I don’t want to be surrounded by them. They’re a bunch of dudes who f*ck dudes. I don’t like my chances, OK? They’re not unicorns — they’re just men who f*ck men. And every man who’s ever lived is a shifty cum salesman, OK? 100%. Especially the ones who say they’re not.”

We can likely anticipate significant backlash to Burn the Boats soon. Nonetheless, the special has already proven to be a success. Rogan shared a video of the large crowd that attended his special on Instagram, writing, "Thank you for tuning in! That was a wild experience. Thank you to the amazing crowd in San Antonio for being so f*cking cool, thank you to @netflix and thank you to my amazing friends @ronwhiteofficial @tonyhinchcliffe and @arimatticomedy. What a ride that was."

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